1 00:00:23,486 --> 00:00:28,486 ALADDIN SUPERFANTAGENIO 2 00:02:08,866 --> 00:02:09,988 Hi, Tony. 3 00:02:10,188 --> 00:02:12,259 Hey, fish face. You got something for me? 4 00:02:12,647 --> 00:02:15,047 - Yep. - Atta boy. 5 00:02:15,247 --> 00:02:16,247 All yours. 6 00:02:19,733 --> 00:02:21,433 For a fat five. 7 00:02:22,733 --> 00:02:24,838 What'd you do, find another Andrea Doria? 8 00:02:25,038 --> 00:02:26,270 Take it or leave it. 9 00:02:26,484 --> 00:02:30,031 Take it or leave it, huh? All right, let's see here. 10 00:02:35,641 --> 00:02:36,703 I'll give you the five bucks, 11 00:02:36,903 --> 00:02:38,514 but it's breaking my heart giving it to you. 12 00:02:38,627 --> 00:02:40,293 I'll tell you right now. Here. 13 00:02:40,666 --> 00:02:42,420 - Thanks Tony! - It's okay, Pally! 14 00:02:42,838 --> 00:02:45,148 I'll see you around, huh? Keep digging away. 15 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,700 Hey kid! 16 00:03:06,499 --> 00:03:08,898 Give me a hand along this junk. Come on. 17 00:03:09,566 --> 00:03:12,044 Move it, move it. Come on. We've got a lot of things to do here. 18 00:03:12,244 --> 00:03:13,568 I've got junk to collect. Everything has got to 19 00:03:13,768 --> 00:03:15,265 be collected here. What do you think? It's a joke? 20 00:03:15,465 --> 00:03:17,048 And you were three and half minutes late this morning. 21 00:03:17,248 --> 00:03:18,723 Don't think I don't know about it, here. 22 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:21,733 Can't put anything over me, kid, because I've been in the business 30 years. 23 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,097 That's a long time, 30 years in one business. 24 00:03:24,297 --> 00:03:26,775 And I feel that I know what I'm doing at all times. 25 00:03:26,975 --> 00:03:31,130 Now, listen. I want you to shine that stuff so I can see my face in it. 26 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:33,282 And no daydreaming like you always do. 27 00:03:33,859 --> 00:03:37,425 I'm giving you 5 bucks a day, and I want to see results. You understand? 28 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:39,605 Yes, Mr. Boswell. I'll get right on it. 29 00:03:39,805 --> 00:03:41,726 Oh, yeah, Mr. B. I'll get right on it. 30 00:03:41,926 --> 00:03:44,781 5 bucks a day. And that's not hay. 31 00:03:45,233 --> 00:03:47,207 Alright, alright. 32 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:08,280 I don't know why I take these pills. They make me feel worse. 33 00:04:51,466 --> 00:04:55,566 Master, are you call? What is your command? 34 00:05:02,666 --> 00:05:06,933 What.. what... What did you say? 35 00:05:07,633 --> 00:05:12,110 Who are you? Where you from? I mean-- 36 00:05:13,233 --> 00:05:17,300 Are you talking to me? What do you want? 37 00:05:18,366 --> 00:05:21,933 I am the genie of the lamp. And you are my master. 38 00:05:22,133 --> 00:05:27,866 What do you mean... my master? Are you crazy? 39 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:33,366 Make any wish and it will come true. 40 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,900 Oh, boy, I got a whole bunch of wishes. Just let me think. 41 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:39,991 There are so many things I can wish for. 42 00:05:40,191 --> 00:05:42,234 Is this where do you live? 43 00:05:42,827 --> 00:05:45,065 Oh, no, no I work here when I'm not in school. 44 00:05:45,866 --> 00:05:48,247 We classify poor. Mom works. That's what she can. 45 00:05:48,447 --> 00:05:51,122 Granddad spends his pension betting on horses almost every day. 46 00:05:51,569 --> 00:05:53,599 Owes most of the money though Monty Siracusa. 47 00:05:53,799 --> 00:05:55,222 Anyway, he's the one my mom plays piano for. 48 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:56,747 He's got some kind of hold on her. 49 00:05:56,947 --> 00:05:58,610 Well, I mean, that's because of granddad, I guess. 50 00:05:58,810 --> 00:06:01,433 I mean, I try to help out, but I'm not much good at anything because. 51 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,433 Sorry, master, I didn't understand one word. 52 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:09,466 You now have the lamp, you can have anything you want. 53 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:14,466 All you have to say is "I want". Remember. 54 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,066 - I'm dreaming this. - You're not dreaming. 55 00:06:19,966 --> 00:06:23,100 - Why don't you try? - Try what? 56 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:28,766 Say... you want me to be... invisible. 57 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:32,533 I want you to be invisible. 58 00:06:36,766 --> 00:06:41,900 - Now say: "visible!" - I want you to be visible. 59 00:06:45,466 --> 00:06:47,333 You got it? 60 00:06:47,766 --> 00:06:50,566 Invisible! Visible! 61 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,066 Invisible! Visible! 62 00:06:57,466 --> 00:07:00,500 Master, you intend keeping this up for long? 63 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,000 - I'm wasting a lot of energy. - Sorry. 64 00:07:04,433 --> 00:07:08,700 How much is all insurance? The whole thing? 65 00:07:10,133 --> 00:07:13,766 How much? Hold on a second. Hold on a second. 66 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:19,533 I don't believe it. Everything is going up for money. 67 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:24,140 These electronic things drive me bananas. 68 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:25,933 My old stuff is better. 69 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:31,533 I'll find out what's going on here, and we'll see how it works out. 70 00:07:34,266 --> 00:07:39,433 Too much, pal. Too much. You're way out of line, pally. 71 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,942 - Well... - Hey, slowpoke, you finished yet? 72 00:07:43,412 --> 00:07:44,476 Mr. Boss, you gotta hide. 73 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:50,427 No danger, only you can see me if you want. 74 00:07:50,627 --> 00:07:53,066 Invisible, invisible. 75 00:07:57,266 --> 00:07:59,766 Who are you talking to? 76 00:08:00,033 --> 00:08:01,432 Oh, nobody, Mr. Boswell. 77 00:08:01,632 --> 00:08:04,247 I finished everything now. Can... Can I go? 78 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:08,266 You ought to stay for another hour, but if you want to go, it suits me. 79 00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:11,433 But you're only getting $2.50 for the day, you understand? 80 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:22,733 - How old are you, my sir? - 14. 81 00:08:23,966 --> 00:08:26,566 - What's your name? - Al Haddin. 82 00:08:26,866 --> 00:08:29,333 - Al what? - Al Haddin. 83 00:08:29,666 --> 00:08:33,900 - Why, what's the funny? - Oh, nothing. 84 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:35,548 Who do you live with? 85 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:37,604 Mom and grandfather. That is my dad's father. 86 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:44,233 - Where is your father? - I don't know. He died when I was six. 87 00:08:46,633 --> 00:08:48,733 - Friends? - Yeah, Danny Esposito. 88 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:52,133 But he disappeared the other day. No one knows where he went. 89 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:55,897 You know, I guess his mom and dad, they're worried sick about him. 90 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:57,866 - Do you have any other friends? - Oh, no. 91 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:01,833 The other guys, They don't want to know me. 92 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,866 - What about the sports? - Yeah, well, I do play some basketball, 93 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:11,730 but I'd really love to be a water skiing champ. 94 00:09:15,766 --> 00:09:17,866 You got the girl? 95 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:22,683 Oh, no. Well, the only girl I like. She's with another guy. 96 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:26,527 There, that guy. Red Foster. 97 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:34,133 - I want you to be invisible. - I am invisible, master. 98 00:09:35,466 --> 00:09:38,319 - Hey, look who's there! - Chicken out! 99 00:09:38,519 --> 00:09:42,433 Hey, kid, I hear your grandfather lost his last pair of shorts on a horse. 100 00:09:42,733 --> 00:09:44,333 Can't waste him. 101 00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:47,733 Go ahead. No one's stopping you. 102 00:09:49,433 --> 00:09:51,519 One more word, you creeps about my mom and my grandpa. 103 00:09:51,719 --> 00:09:53,333 I'll take you all apart, you understand? 104 00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:57,233 Time out, guys. This won't take all of us. 105 00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:09,380 Ohh. What were you gonna do? 106 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,445 Thanks a lot, Tay. You know that? 107 00:10:19,645 --> 00:10:21,766 A fortune cookie is better than you. 108 00:10:22,066 --> 00:10:23,148 Why? 109 00:10:23,348 --> 00:10:24,848 What do you mean why?! Didn't you see what he did to me? 110 00:10:25,048 --> 00:10:27,416 You know that's Red. He's the meanest kid on the block. 111 00:10:27,616 --> 00:10:29,633 Hold it. Hold it. What did you ask me before? 112 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,768 I asked you if I can go beat up on those four. 113 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:36,666 I answer, "Go ahead. No one is stopping you." 114 00:10:36,966 --> 00:10:39,866 You should have said, "I want!" Remember. 115 00:10:40,233 --> 00:10:45,266 Really. OK, I want to go beat up on those guys. 116 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:50,000 That's lucky. Go ahead. 117 00:10:56,466 --> 00:10:59,902 - Hey, brat, the ball! - Come and get it. If you got the guts! 118 00:11:00,102 --> 00:11:03,066 - I'm gonna make you eat it. - You're gonna what? 119 00:11:27,466 --> 00:11:28,976 Oh, thanks a lot, Genie, man. You're the greatest. 120 00:11:29,176 --> 00:11:30,551 Sit down. 121 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,533 - Where are we going now? - Oh, home, I guess. 122 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:37,484 Oh, you can't come dressed like that. 123 00:11:37,684 --> 00:11:39,937 I want you to change your clothes. 124 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,000 A-OK! 125 00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:49,166 - Hey, you're house is far? - Oh, to the other side of town. 126 00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:53,156 Can you either hop a camel or a couple of horses? 127 00:11:53,356 --> 00:11:55,977 - No need. We drive. - And what? 128 00:11:56,300 --> 00:12:00,166 You know, we drive and, one of those. 129 00:12:01,866 --> 00:12:05,359 I've been meaning to ask you about those boxes. 130 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:10,366 Oh, those are automobiles. You know, we use them to get around. 131 00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:15,166 Oh, I got it. It's like a magic carpet on wheels. Now, what is yours? 132 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:17,500 - I don't have one. - Why? 133 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:23,533 - Because... I'm poor. - You're poor, that's funny. 134 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,766 - Do you want one? - Is Pope Catholic? 135 00:12:26,966 --> 00:12:29,400 - What? - Oh, never mind. 136 00:12:29,621 --> 00:12:31,109 It's, you know, it's just an expression people use. 137 00:12:31,554 --> 00:12:32,833 You know, it's another way of saying yes. 138 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:35,942 Hey,... What are you waiting for? 139 00:12:36,142 --> 00:12:38,866 Well, all right, let me see. 140 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:41,697 Well, all right, first of all, it's got to be a real big car, you know. 141 00:12:41,897 --> 00:12:43,580 I mean, you got to fit into it, too. 142 00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:47,138 The one my dad always dreamed about. What was that car? 143 00:12:47,338 --> 00:12:50,135 You know, You know the one that famous rock stars drive? 144 00:12:50,866 --> 00:12:54,866 I want... I want... I want a Rolls Royce. 145 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,000 Holly cow! 146 00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:05,850 Holly cow. 147 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,366 - You drive. I can't. - What? 148 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,699 Can't you drive? 149 00:13:15,371 --> 00:13:17,420 Well, I never saw that none of this, 150 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,068 but you bless me with an order, you'll see. 151 00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:22,735 I want you to be as good as any Indy driver. 152 00:13:24,086 --> 00:13:26,069 OK, come on, let's go. 153 00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:11,766 - Hey, kid, you lose your driver? - No way, man. It's right over here! 154 00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:14,266 Genius become visible. 155 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:20,166 - Hi! - Fall out. Ghostbusters. 156 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,693 Where are we? I don't recognize anything. 157 00:14:33,893 --> 00:14:35,233 Miami, Florida. 158 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:40,133 - Is that far from Baghdad? - Baghdad? 159 00:14:40,366 --> 00:14:43,400 - What year is this? - 1986. 160 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:51,266 200 years without work. That's a long vacation. 161 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,766 - What do we do now? - There's nothing we can do now. 162 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:07,600 Take a look at this mess. Well, I guess I'll just have to wait. 163 00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:11,666 - Do you want to wait, master? - Well, what do you want me to do? 164 00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:16,566 What is your imagination? What do you want me to do? 165 00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:19,766 Okay, I want to get out of here. 166 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,503 We're flying! We're flying! 167 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,782 Genius. I can't believe it. I mean, what? 168 00:15:33,982 --> 00:15:36,810 We're in the air, Jeannie. This is amazing. We're flying. 169 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:40,533 I can't believe it. This is awesome. Hey, how are you doing down there? 170 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,447 This is amazing. I mean, the people, there's still such a traffic. 171 00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:46,500 Genie, how did you do this? It's incredible. 172 00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:49,076 Genie, look out the bridge! 173 00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:08,033 Hey, look how small everything is down there. Genie, you're the greatest. 174 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,016 Hey, Genie, look at those skyscrapers over there. 175 00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:18,185 Isn't this amazing? I can't believe this. 176 00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:21,533 I mean, this is the greatest. People can't believe their eyes. 177 00:16:25,366 --> 00:16:27,729 - But, what are you doing there? - No, please. 178 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:33,033 I want you to save him! 179 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,399 Genie, come on. Step on it. Hurry up. 180 00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:37,318 He's got over there. Hurry up. Hurry up. 181 00:16:37,766 --> 00:16:41,966 Don't worry. Everything's gonna be all right. Just hang on a sec. 182 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:47,366 - Hey, what are you doing there? - I was just thrown off the building 183 00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:50,133 by a couple of Monty Siracusa's men. 184 00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:54,267 I didn't have the $5000 to pay the protection racket. 185 00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:57,566 Monty Siracusa. Is he the man your mom works for? 186 00:16:57,866 --> 00:16:59,833 - Yeah, that's him. - He wrecked my store. 187 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,730 Threat my family. But there was no way 188 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,700 I could lay my hands on that kind of money. 189 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:10,666 So. So he sent his boys up to me. And what am I doing here? 190 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:15,766 Hey, would it be asking too much if you give me a ride? 191 00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:19,187 OK. I'm sorry. Sure. Come in. 192 00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:22,400 Gosh, thanks. You just saved my life. 193 00:17:22,566 --> 00:17:25,000 - Who are you? - Friends. 194 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,566 Wait, I got it. I'm dead! 195 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:31,254 I hit the sidewalk and I'm on my way to heaven. You guys are angels. 196 00:17:35,766 --> 00:17:38,133 - Hey, what this? - 5000 dollars! 197 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,666 - For me? - Yes. 198 00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:46,466 $5,000! That's what all I needed! It's incredible! Now I can go home. 199 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:06,666 - Thank you! Thanks, thanks! - No problem. 200 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,633 - Bye! - Bye-bye! Thanks! 201 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:21,125 That's her, the girl I was talking about. 202 00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:22,800 Her name's Patricia. 203 00:18:23,528 --> 00:18:26,892 Oh, listen, Genie. I'd really like to get her a present. 204 00:18:27,092 --> 00:18:29,928 I don't know. A necklace. Maybe. You know, 205 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:36,100 - Say I want. - OK, I want a necklace for Patricia. 206 00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:40,100 - You happy now? - And some. 207 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:46,266 - Hey, look! - Oh, Patricia! 208 00:18:46,566 --> 00:18:50,710 Al Haddin! What are you doing driving around a chauffeur, in a Rolls Royce? 209 00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:53,422 - Oh, It's mine! - Yours? 210 00:18:53,622 --> 00:18:57,233 - Did you rob a bank or win the lottery? - My grandfather got lucky with a horse. 211 00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,066 You'll probably lose it on the next one. 212 00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:02,193 Really, Al, if you only had more going for you. 213 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:04,366 I, uh, got a present for you. 214 00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:07,000 - Did you like it? - Hey, not bad. 215 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:11,066 - Well, don't I deserve a kiss? - Don't be ridiculous. 216 00:19:12,366 --> 00:19:14,233 I want a kiss. 217 00:19:29,066 --> 00:19:33,766 Watch your language, Janet? That's no way to talk to your father. 218 00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:36,376 I'll watch my language, Dad, just as soon as 219 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,366 you stop with horses, raising, and your bookie. 220 00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:43,722 Oh, you say every day has a D in them? 221 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,400 Oh, every day has a D in them? 222 00:19:48,614 --> 00:19:52,171 Well, what about what about Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday? 223 00:19:52,371 --> 00:19:55,135 Yeah, yeah, okay, Dad. Where's Al? 224 00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:56,500 He ain't home yet. 225 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,833 What do you mean he's not there yet? 226 00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,479 He's a bigger worry than you are. 227 00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:04,200 Have him call me when he gets back, 228 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:08,200 and try not to empty the bottle. See you later! 229 00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:11,607 I don't like people who work for me sitting on the phone. 230 00:20:11,807 --> 00:20:15,000 I'm sorry, Mr. Siracusa, but that was my father. 231 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:19,466 - Jeremiah! Does he still talk? - Of course he can talk! 232 00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:20,664 What do you mean? 233 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,333 Huck and Chuck must have got held up. 234 00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:27,866 I sent them over to convince him to pay his debt. He owes me a bundle. 235 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:35,066 Don't worry. They won't hurt him... much, if you're nice to me. 236 00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:38,933 - Mr. Siracusa,... - Call me Monty. 237 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:43,000 Mr. Siracusa, I'd rather be nice to a rat. 238 00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:46,266 What's wrong with you? I'm not such a bad-looking guy. 239 00:20:46,566 --> 00:20:49,046 And I can make something out of your life. 240 00:20:49,246 --> 00:20:51,666 All you gotta do is take one little step. 241 00:20:51,866 --> 00:20:55,233 In your bedroom. Forget it! 242 00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:21,366 Al, where did you get that car? 243 00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:24,033 Oh, you're gonna believe it anyway, Grandpa. Where's Mom? 244 00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,780 Who do you know where she is? She's at the River Gate. 245 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:29,300 She said that you should call her when you get in. 246 00:21:29,566 --> 00:21:34,633 - Hey, Al. Who's your friend? - He's the driver, Grandpa. 247 00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:37,433 I'll call mom from my room now. It won't be long. 248 00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:41,104 Anybody who's a friend of Al's is a friend of mine. 249 00:21:41,304 --> 00:21:43,110 So come on in and have a drink. 250 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:46,452 I got some booze that's 12 years old, 251 00:21:46,652 --> 00:21:48,350 and way to try this. 252 00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:51,768 Did you have anything older? 253 00:21:51,968 --> 00:21:55,798 The only thing around here that's any older is me. 254 00:21:56,633 --> 00:22:00,500 - You're too young. - You're a great. 255 00:22:00,866 --> 00:22:04,566 - Hey, do me a favor! - Tell them I'm out! 256 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,666 Tell them I'm out! 257 00:22:22,766 --> 00:22:27,633 - Where's Jeremiah? - He told me to tell you he was out. 258 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:32,066 - He leave the bread with you? - Bread? You hungry? 259 00:22:32,366 --> 00:22:33,970 Hey, don't play dumb with us. 260 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:36,438 - You guys are wasting our time. - Right? 261 00:22:36,966 --> 00:22:39,933 Let's get him a present to remember. 262 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:58,133 Wait, Mom. Hold on a second, all right? 263 00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:11,800 - Look what's going on! - You know what to do. 264 00:23:11,966 --> 00:23:14,566 I want you to stop them. 265 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:19,200 Now, I want you to put back everything the way it was. 266 00:23:40,733 --> 00:23:43,200 - Did you see that, Chuck? - I can't believe it. 267 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,633 - They gone? - Yeah. 268 00:24:04,033 --> 00:24:06,966 Oh, mom's still on the phone. 269 00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,600 - Hi! - Hi! 270 00:24:12,633 --> 00:24:15,533 Hey, I forgot to tell him that my power's switched off at night. 271 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,466 - It's dark already. - What did you say? 272 00:24:18,733 --> 00:24:23,533 - I said, I don't work at night. - Oh, union rules. 273 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:26,003 You work 8 hours a day. 274 00:24:27,392 --> 00:24:31,000 and anything else is triple time. Is that right? 275 00:24:31,366 --> 00:24:36,533 Yeah... more or less. I gotta go. 276 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:40,700 - It's the first door to the left. - Thank you. 277 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:47,366 - Where's the genie? - The who? 278 00:24:47,733 --> 00:24:49,249 The chauffeur. Where'd he go? 279 00:24:49,449 --> 00:24:52,846 I don't know, I don't know. I think he went that way. 280 00:24:53,046 --> 00:24:56,433 Yeah, I'm sure he did, Grandpa. Well, I know how to get him back. 281 00:24:56,633 --> 00:25:00,466 You want me to believe that this is Al Haddin car? 282 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,887 Like I said, officer, the boy turned up 283 00:25:03,087 --> 00:25:05,683 here less than a half hour ago with his driver. 284 00:25:05,883 --> 00:25:07,428 I don't buy that. Now, who's is this? 285 00:25:07,628 --> 00:25:10,133 What, did somebody win at the lottery? What's going on here? 286 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,227 - Hi, Sergeant O'Connor. - What's the story on the car? 287 00:25:14,427 --> 00:25:16,189 Where'd you get it? Who gave it to you? 288 00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:19,308 Did you buy it? steal it? 289 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,000 - No, I didn't steal it. - Well, is it or isn't it yours? 290 00:25:23,366 --> 00:25:26,806 Well, of course it's his and it's it's mine. 291 00:25:27,006 --> 00:25:28,961 It's in the whole family. 292 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:33,219 In fact, it was left to us by some distant relative. 293 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,407 And we're gonna sell it pretty soon, aren't we? 294 00:25:35,607 --> 00:25:37,644 All right, all right. We'll discuss the car later. 295 00:25:40,566 --> 00:25:42,977 - You, uh, recognize this? - Yeah. 296 00:25:43,177 --> 00:25:45,748 - Where'd you get it? - I found it! 297 00:25:46,366 --> 00:25:49,914 - Yeah, expect me to believe that? - That's a family heirloom. 298 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,266 - Why did you give it to my daughter? - Because I wanted to. 299 00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:58,588 - Why? I mean, is it a crime? - It's a crime. 300 00:25:58,788 --> 00:26:00,904 A kid like you owning a Rolls-Royce. 301 00:26:01,104 --> 00:26:03,691 You know, my guess is you're up to no good. 302 00:26:03,891 --> 00:26:05,771 Now, I am going to be watching you. 303 00:26:06,241 --> 00:26:10,489 O'Connor, it's not stolen, not registered, the car's not even built. 304 00:26:10,689 --> 00:26:12,862 What the hell am I looking at, chopped liver? 305 00:26:13,766 --> 00:26:16,332 - How did it get here? - My buddy... 306 00:26:16,864 --> 00:26:20,473 He's gone. He said he doesn't work nights. 307 00:26:21,266 --> 00:26:23,188 I want to see your buddy tomorrow. 308 00:26:23,388 --> 00:26:26,271 And as far as this car's concerned, it's impounded. 309 00:26:26,471 --> 00:26:28,933 You're going to have this back. 310 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:35,055 You stay away from my daughter. 311 00:26:35,704 --> 00:26:38,702 - You understand? - Yes, Sergeant. 312 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:09,213 - Tony! - Yeah. 313 00:27:09,413 --> 00:27:11,003 I've got something good for you today. 314 00:27:11,403 --> 00:27:13,316 What do you got? An old clock or worn out shoes? 315 00:27:14,525 --> 00:27:16,767 It's a genuine antique. 316 00:27:16,967 --> 00:27:19,866 It's gotta be worth at least 10 bucks. 317 00:27:20,266 --> 00:27:23,566 Let me see that. 10 bucks. 10 bucks. 318 00:27:24,633 --> 00:27:26,666 - It's mine! - Huh? 319 00:27:26,966 --> 00:27:31,833 - You heard me. That's mine. - Oh, no. That's a family heirloom. 320 00:27:32,033 --> 00:27:35,533 I'll give you a family heirloom. That's mine. I picked it up at the wharf. 321 00:27:35,866 --> 00:27:37,940 And your no-good grandson ripped it off. 322 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:40,825 You make sure you don't come around here and get her out and call the cops. 323 00:27:41,066 --> 00:27:44,125 - And besides, he's fired. - I didn't know anything about it. 324 00:27:46,172 --> 00:27:47,307 - Hey Tony? - What is it? 325 00:27:47,507 --> 00:27:50,433 Maybe you can lend me a couple bucks. 326 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:51,713 Get out of here. Beat it, will you? 327 00:27:51,913 --> 00:27:53,534 Get out of here. I want nothing to do with you bandits. 328 00:27:54,166 --> 00:27:57,833 - How about that one buck? - Nothing, I told you. Get out of the store. 329 00:27:58,133 --> 00:27:59,164 50 cents? 330 00:27:59,364 --> 00:28:01,647 Nothing. Can't you hear anything I'm telling you? 331 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,366 - A quarter? - Nothing! 332 00:28:08,766 --> 00:28:11,379 Wake up, Al, school. Breakfast is ready. 333 00:28:11,579 --> 00:28:13,147 Come on, out of bed. 334 00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:20,566 - Where's my lamp? - What lamp? 335 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,463 My lamp. I put it right here last night. Where is it? 336 00:28:23,663 --> 00:28:25,298 Yeah, Granddad took off with it. 337 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,222 Oh, tell you. He's was going to sell it to-- 338 00:28:28,422 --> 00:28:30,329 What's his name? That junk deal. 339 00:28:31,033 --> 00:28:34,329 "Tony Boswell". What's important about the lamp? 340 00:28:34,529 --> 00:28:36,013 Look, Mama, you just wouldn't understand, all right? 341 00:28:36,213 --> 00:28:37,602 Just believe me, all right, Mama, 342 00:28:37,802 --> 00:28:39,827 I just gotta get that lamp back, all right? I gotta go. 343 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:57,133 - Hello Mr. Boswell. - What are you doing here? 344 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,793 You're fired, you little punk. 345 00:28:58,993 --> 00:29:01,404 If you're lucky, I'll turn you to the cause of steal in the lamp. 346 00:29:01,604 --> 00:29:04,532 I don't ever want to see you again. Get out of here. 347 00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:09,976 Now, Tony, come here. 348 00:29:10,176 --> 00:29:12,199 Hey, what do you say? What do you got for me? 349 00:29:13,178 --> 00:29:15,501 Hey! Hey Get over here with that lamp! 350 00:29:15,701 --> 00:29:19,125 Get that kid with that lamp! Get that kid out of here! 351 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:21,966 You'll pay! 352 00:29:32,866 --> 00:29:35,433 Good morning, master! 353 00:29:36,866 --> 00:29:39,333 I rubbed the lamp all night. Where were you? 354 00:29:39,866 --> 00:29:43,491 Sleeping, sleeping. I was sleeping. 355 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,974 I forgot to tell you something very important. 356 00:29:48,174 --> 00:29:49,933 I am the opposite from Dracula. 357 00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:53,988 I don't work nights. That's when I lose my powers. 358 00:29:54,188 --> 00:29:56,500 So I can fulfill your wishes. 359 00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:59,122 Do you have to disappear? 360 00:29:59,322 --> 00:30:03,765 No, I can stay with you, but like any normal man. 361 00:30:03,965 --> 00:30:06,575 - A friend. - Well, I prefer to stay. 362 00:30:06,775 --> 00:30:08,533 OK. 363 00:30:09,233 --> 00:30:11,802 It's Tony Boswell! I want to keep the lamp! 364 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,877 I got you, little thieving animal. 365 00:30:17,077 --> 00:30:19,426 I'm gonna teach you to try and rip me off, you understand? 366 00:30:19,626 --> 00:30:21,182 I'm gonna give you something you never got before, you hear? 367 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:30,672 - What a... What did you hit me with? - With this? 368 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,885 No way, no way. It's impossible. 369 00:30:33,085 --> 00:30:36,566 Hit me again. Hit me again! Get, hit me again! 370 00:30:42,033 --> 00:30:45,254 - Everything all right? - Oh, just fine. Oh, we're late. 371 00:30:45,454 --> 00:30:47,230 - For what? - The big game at school. 372 00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:49,003 Let's go. 373 00:30:56,966 --> 00:30:58,565 My kids haven't make a basket in so long, 374 00:30:58,765 --> 00:31:00,208 they've forgotten what it looks like. 375 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,667 My best player. 376 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:24,133 Oh, great. At this rate, I'll be sending in the cheerleaders. 377 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:27,350 Look at the scoreboard, guys. We gotta get something going here. 378 00:31:28,366 --> 00:31:30,366 - Can you go back in? - No. 379 00:31:34,933 --> 00:31:36,031 Coach, can I play? 380 00:31:36,231 --> 00:31:38,731 Oh, you're gonna put a stop to this rock? 381 00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:40,301 I can try. 382 00:31:40,501 --> 00:31:42,233 Haddin, you've never played basketball in your life. 383 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:45,483 I know, but all I have to do is just put the ball in the basket, right? 384 00:31:45,733 --> 00:31:47,056 Right. Nothing to it. 385 00:31:47,256 --> 00:31:50,033 Come on, Coach, what have you got to lose? 386 00:31:51,566 --> 00:31:53,897 Nothing. It's already lost. All right, go ahead and suit that. 387 00:31:55,533 --> 00:31:59,133 Genie, I want to play great basketball, and I want my team to win, all right? 388 00:32:12,633 --> 00:32:15,200 Look! It's chicken out. 389 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:33,200 GUEST: 56 HOME: 9 390 00:32:40,966 --> 00:32:43,866 Cool, thanks! 391 00:32:53,566 --> 00:32:55,666 GUEST: 56 HOME: 12 392 00:34:11,266 --> 00:34:13,566 GUEST: 56 HOME: 40 393 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,700 GUEST: 56 HOME: 57 394 00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:10,283 What's the problem? 395 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:13,995 I was gonna call you. I don't have a dime to pay for this. 396 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:17,133 How many piastras did you need? 397 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,433 Dollar, Genie, dollar. This is America, remember? 398 00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:25,600 I don't know, um, maybe five covers. 399 00:35:31,633 --> 00:35:32,869 Thanks! 400 00:35:33,069 --> 00:35:35,056 Do you want me to take you home? 401 00:35:35,256 --> 00:35:36,334 Oh, no, thanks, Genie. 402 00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:39,033 I think we're going to go for a nice romantic walk. 403 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:42,133 Well, in that case, I'm going to eat an ice cream. See you later. 404 00:35:42,233 --> 00:35:44,233 All right. 405 00:35:47,033 --> 00:35:50,066 - Is your chauffeur's name Genie? - What? 406 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,036 Oh, no, no. I mean, yes, he is. 407 00:35:53,236 --> 00:35:56,700 I mean, Genie is short for, Eugenie. That's it. 408 00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:00,766 - Can I have a big one? - Yes, sir. 409 00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:05,324 - Here you go. - Thank you! 410 00:36:05,524 --> 00:36:06,845 You're welcome. 411 00:36:16,766 --> 00:36:19,354 You're late with your insurance payment this month. 412 00:36:19,554 --> 00:36:23,058 Yeah, yeah, I know, but I've been fixing the place up. 413 00:36:23,258 --> 00:36:26,676 Nice, no? And well, to tell the truth, I'm kind of low this week. 414 00:36:26,876 --> 00:36:30,133 Oh, that's too bad. Then I guess we got to do some work on you. 415 00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:33,466 Make you think twice next time! 416 00:36:42,933 --> 00:36:44,309 That'll do for now. 417 00:36:44,509 --> 00:36:46,966 We'll be back at the end of the month for the double premium. 418 00:36:50,323 --> 00:36:51,698 Hey! 419 00:36:51,898 --> 00:36:52,962 You look so cute. 420 00:36:53,162 --> 00:36:55,539 I can almost give you a good licking. 421 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,784 Hmm, that's pretty good. 422 00:37:01,575 --> 00:37:04,525 Hey, you saw nothing, 423 00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:07,131 you heard nothing, and you say nothing. 424 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:08,415 Got it, fatso? 425 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,417 Right here, Sir. 426 00:37:33,617 --> 00:37:35,666 This is the one-way street you're going down. 427 00:37:35,866 --> 00:37:37,114 You know that? 428 00:37:37,466 --> 00:37:42,200 - Well, it's only going one way. - Oh, you're a comedian. 429 00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:45,833 No, everyone's going one way. Look. 430 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:49,915 Yes, Sir. But see, they're going one way from there to there, 431 00:37:50,115 --> 00:37:51,437 the right way into one way. 432 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:53,909 And you're going from this way to that way, 433 00:37:54,109 --> 00:37:55,800 the wrong way into one way, sir. 434 00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:58,217 And for that, I'm going to have to give you a ticket. 435 00:37:58,417 --> 00:38:00,163 - Is that good or bad? - It depends. 436 00:38:00,363 --> 00:38:02,533 Let me see your driver's license, sir. 437 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,794 Sure, with pleasure, if you tell me what it is? 438 00:38:05,994 --> 00:38:07,058 Oh, my God. Look, Sir. 439 00:38:07,258 --> 00:38:09,145 Follow this motorcycle right here, Sir. 440 00:38:09,345 --> 00:38:10,323 Straight downtown. 441 00:38:10,526 --> 00:38:12,839 and the "sticky one" will explain it all to you once we get there. 442 00:38:13,039 --> 00:38:15,142 - Follow me, Sir. - OK. 443 00:38:15,966 --> 00:38:17,959 It was really neat, Al. Thanks. I'll see you tomorrow. 444 00:38:18,159 --> 00:38:19,965 - OK, bye. - Bye! 445 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,694 - Bye. - See you later. 446 00:38:23,310 --> 00:38:24,734 Bye. 447 00:38:47,733 --> 00:38:49,755 Hey, what do you guys want in? Get off, get off me! 448 00:38:49,955 --> 00:38:51,666 Help! Help me! Help! 449 00:38:52,133 --> 00:38:54,426 Help me! What do you guys want? Help! 450 00:38:55,308 --> 00:38:56,593 What are you doing here? 451 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,152 Your car is not registered. You have no ID. 452 00:39:05,913 --> 00:39:09,179 And you don't know your name. Is that correct? 453 00:39:09,866 --> 00:39:14,833 - Well, not exactly. - Let me ask you again. 454 00:39:15,133 --> 00:39:18,500 What is your name? And when and where were you born? 455 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:21,246 My name is Genie of the Lamp, 456 00:39:22,118 --> 00:39:26,924 and I was born on January 1, 1685. 457 00:39:27,133 --> 00:39:30,685 You know you can get two years for disrespecting the law? 458 00:39:30,885 --> 00:39:33,612 Just a moment, please. Excuse me, sir. 459 00:39:40,466 --> 00:39:42,560 Genie of the Lamp. 460 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,366 Date of birth: January 1, 1685. 461 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:48,435 Correct, sir. 462 00:39:51,566 --> 00:39:53,311 You can't fool us forever. Give me his prints. 463 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:57,388 - Yes, sir. - These aren't prints. They're blods. 464 00:39:58,133 --> 00:40:00,366 Right, Lieutenant. He doesn't have any prints. 465 00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:02,013 What do you mean he hasn't got any prints? 466 00:40:02,213 --> 00:40:04,040 That's impossible. Give me your hand. 467 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:12,598 I can't believe it. He hasn't got any prints. 468 00:40:19,433 --> 00:40:22,300 Some gangland plastic surgeon wiped them off, huh? 469 00:40:22,666 --> 00:40:26,333 - No. No. No. - No? That's not going to stop us. 470 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:30,400 We're going to get to the truth. Now, where were you headed 471 00:40:30,766 --> 00:40:34,233 - when Officer Alden here stopped you? - Oh, listen Stickler... 472 00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:37,015 Stickler! You got a nerve calling me that. Who told you? 473 00:40:38,966 --> 00:40:42,033 - Him. - Lock him up! 474 00:40:44,566 --> 00:40:46,390 And you keep your big mouth shut next time, huh? 475 00:40:46,590 --> 00:40:47,329 Yes, Sir. Yes, Sir. 476 00:40:47,666 --> 00:40:50,566 - Get out of here! - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 477 00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:18,433 Find yourself a place and lie down. 478 00:41:30,533 --> 00:41:33,466 Okay, you kids, go to sleep. 479 00:41:44,366 --> 00:41:47,533 We got 'em all ages. Whatever you want, three to 15. 480 00:41:47,733 --> 00:41:51,052 Red, yellow, black, you name it, whatever you want. 481 00:41:51,966 --> 00:41:55,720 - We just got the kid. - Listen, we just got in a fresh one. 482 00:41:57,033 --> 00:42:00,366 Gorgeous. Dark blonde hair, blue eyes. 483 00:42:00,933 --> 00:42:04,321 15 years old. Right, okay. 484 00:42:04,433 --> 00:42:06,255 I'll ship them off to New Australia in the morning. 485 00:42:07,866 --> 00:42:09,794 Al, is that you? 486 00:42:11,942 --> 00:42:13,750 Danny? 487 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,500 - What are you doing here? - Same as you, I guess. 488 00:42:26,866 --> 00:42:29,833 Same as all of us here. We were kidnapped. 489 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:33,500 But why? I mean, we don't have any money. 490 00:42:33,866 --> 00:42:37,933 I don't know. Every now and then, they come and they take one of us away. 491 00:42:38,233 --> 00:42:42,433 - Did they ever come back? - No. I'm scared, Al. 492 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:43,998 All right, don't worry about it. 493 00:42:44,198 --> 00:42:47,200 Listen, by the time it's daylight, I can get us all out of here with this. 494 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,100 Did they ever come I said slave! Not talk! 495 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:53,064 One more word and I'll set the dogs on you. 496 00:42:53,366 --> 00:42:55,800 Knock it over there! 497 00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:18,466 - Good morning, Mr. Lamp. - Good morning. 498 00:44:19,066 --> 00:44:22,266 Now that you had a nice rest, you ready to talk? 499 00:44:22,466 --> 00:44:25,466 - What do you want me to say? - The truth. 500 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:29,703 Yeah, the truth is I gotta go. 501 00:44:29,903 --> 00:44:30,933 What do you mean you gotta go? 502 00:44:31,133 --> 00:44:33,633 This isn't a hotel. You just can't come and go whenever you want. 503 00:44:34,033 --> 00:44:38,633 My master calls me. I must obey. Bye-bye! 504 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,023 Come on, kid, you're leaving. 505 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:56,169 Good morning, my sir! 506 00:44:58,100 --> 00:44:59,848 Get that clown out of here! 507 00:45:22,666 --> 00:45:24,913 I want you to turn them into pigs. 508 00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:40,366 You want me to believe that a guy, with no name, no prints... 509 00:45:41,066 --> 00:45:45,133 just vanished into thin air like some kind of ghost? 510 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,633 Yes, sir. That's exactly what happened, sir. 511 00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:55,566 Do you know if there have been any UFO sightings recently? 512 00:45:55,866 --> 00:46:00,668 He might be an alien. Or a super robot invented by the enemy. 513 00:46:01,233 --> 00:46:04,266 - He didn't look like a robot to me, sir. - How do you know? 514 00:46:04,566 --> 00:46:10,000 Have you met a lot of robots? Get out there and find him, 515 00:46:10,266 --> 00:46:13,066 even if I have to turn the city upside down. 516 00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:14,866 Yes sir. 517 00:46:18,419 --> 00:46:22,052 I want to say thank you again to Al and his good friend Eugene, 518 00:46:23,166 --> 00:46:25,860 for bringing my boy home! 519 00:46:26,060 --> 00:46:29,793 "Salut"! Enjoy your pizza. 520 00:46:34,366 --> 00:46:36,462 How did you find the kidnappers, Eugene? 521 00:46:36,562 --> 00:46:37,787 - Well, I... - I told you, Mom. 522 00:46:37,864 --> 00:46:40,151 He saw them grab me and then he followed them right into their hideout. 523 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,200 - Right, Eugene? - Yes, and so... 524 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:45,211 then he waited for the right moment and bang, he moved right in on him. 525 00:46:45,411 --> 00:46:47,312 I mean, honestly, he caught them right by surprise. 526 00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:51,233 They didn't know what hit him. Come on, tell her, Eugene. Come on. 527 00:46:51,533 --> 00:46:53,733 - Where are you from? - Mom, why all these questions? 528 00:46:54,033 --> 00:46:56,000 I mean, he works for a car rental company. 529 00:46:56,743 --> 00:46:58,807 Gets around a lot. Tell, Eugene. 530 00:46:59,494 --> 00:47:01,666 - I was born 300... - Miles from here. 531 00:47:01,933 --> 00:47:05,466 His company specializes in weddings, receptions, you know, meeting big shots. 532 00:47:05,766 --> 00:47:08,333 - Come on, tell her, Eugene. - I come from... 533 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:10,500 a long line of chauffeurs. When he's done 534 00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:12,718 with work. That's when he lends me the car. 535 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,846 - Tell her, Eugene. - My first master was... 536 00:47:16,046 --> 00:47:19,199 First. After that, he moved to another car rental 537 00:47:19,399 --> 00:47:21,239 company because that's because, you know, 538 00:47:21,439 --> 00:47:23,867 they offered him a better job. Tell, Eugene. 539 00:47:24,933 --> 00:47:28,088 Yeah, but if you say what I have to say, 540 00:47:28,288 --> 00:47:30,418 how can I say what you say? 541 00:47:33,466 --> 00:47:35,533 Excuse me. 542 00:47:37,033 --> 00:47:39,893 Hey, you owe us some money, Jackie. 543 00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:43,357 I don't have it all. I I can give you some. 544 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,223 The boss doesn't like delay payments, Pizza Head. 545 00:47:47,866 --> 00:47:52,440 - What do you want? - I'm the fat so, remember me? 546 00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:55,233 - The guy you told to shut up. - So? 547 00:47:55,300 --> 00:47:58,537 Well, I shut up, but I get nervous. 548 00:47:58,737 --> 00:47:59,737 So what? 549 00:48:07,966 --> 00:48:11,464 - Eugene. I don't know what to say. - Oh, never mind. 550 00:48:16,433 --> 00:48:20,066 - Excuse me. - You don't talk much, 551 00:48:20,266 --> 00:48:26,333 - but you sure get your point across. - Well, to tell her you're the truth... 552 00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:30,415 Well, you tell all to her. 553 00:48:32,533 --> 00:48:35,361 You know, it's really neat you walk into school like this, 554 00:48:35,561 --> 00:48:37,808 like you are my dad. 555 00:48:39,448 --> 00:48:41,780 You, uh, could marry mom. 556 00:48:43,433 --> 00:48:49,400 I am old enough to be her great-great-great-grandfather. 557 00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:52,881 Well, with all those greats, you gotta make a great dad. 558 00:48:53,081 --> 00:48:54,655 Right, Al. Hey. 559 00:48:56,966 --> 00:48:59,566 Just a moment. I feel something wrong. 560 00:48:59,866 --> 00:49:01,845 - Make me invisible. - I want you to be invisible. 561 00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:12,148 All right, kid. I told you I was going to keep an eye on you. 562 00:49:12,348 --> 00:49:14,400 - You got him. - Give him his lamp back and fast. 563 00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,500 Be careful. He packs a mean right-handers kid. 564 00:49:16,833 --> 00:49:18,133 Come on. Come on Come on. Hand it over. 565 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:22,366 - Hold it! - Who are you? What precinct? 566 00:49:22,666 --> 00:49:26,300 - Your name a precinct, now! - O'Connor, 2nd District. 567 00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:30,033 That's the spirit! The kid is clean. 568 00:49:30,066 --> 00:49:32,999 Clean? Since when is it OK to take something without paying for it? 569 00:49:33,333 --> 00:49:35,566 - It's a loan. - It's a loan? I don't... 570 00:49:35,866 --> 00:49:37,971 How much do you wish to give this gentleman? 571 00:49:38,917 --> 00:49:41,333 Oh. I don't know... maybe... 572 00:49:42,633 --> 00:49:44,033 - Five dollars? - Five dollars? 573 00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:46,876 I bought and sold that for more than five dollars! 574 00:49:47,076 --> 00:49:49,245 OK, OK. Don't be so tight. He's right. 575 00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:54,833 Be generous, give 50-100. You can afford it. 576 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:02,368 - Is it okay? - Perfect, thanks Sergeant! 577 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,533 - Goodbye, sir! - Now, wait a minute. 578 00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:07,583 You sure there's no law being broken here? 579 00:50:07,783 --> 00:50:09,866 Sure, I am sure. Do you want to have to? 580 00:50:10,066 --> 00:50:14,166 What, here, now? In broad daylight, in front of everybody? Are you crazy? 581 00:50:14,366 --> 00:50:16,866 Well, I-- that's right. 582 00:50:17,133 --> 00:50:18,750 Calling all cars. Calling all cars. 583 00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:20,937 Intercept Black Dodge, license number 4768, 584 00:50:21,137 --> 00:50:22,980 carry three men who are armed and dangerous. 585 00:50:23,466 --> 00:50:25,418 They throw a bomb into a store at Biscayne Boulevard. 586 00:50:26,966 --> 00:50:28,677 Come in, get in, that's an order! 587 00:50:31,633 --> 00:50:34,733 I want you to go. I'll wait here. 588 00:50:59,533 --> 00:51:02,066 Quickly radio some help. 589 00:51:04,633 --> 00:51:07,733 I tell you radio some help. 590 00:51:07,966 --> 00:51:11,133 - May I call Baghdad? - Cut the comedy. 591 00:51:11,578 --> 00:51:14,745 - Collect, of course, - Follow orders. 592 00:51:15,268 --> 00:51:20,101 - Help! Help! Help! - I'll have you pull off the force! 593 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,633 Give me that! 594 00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:29,268 This is X14. Intercepting suspect vehicle. 595 00:51:29,468 --> 00:51:31,166 I'm in pursuit along vehicle on Washington Avenue. 596 00:51:31,433 --> 00:51:33,466 Washington Avenue. 597 00:51:39,766 --> 00:51:42,166 - Shoot! Shoot! - What? 598 00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:45,833 Your gun, for Christ's sake, your gun! 599 00:51:48,066 --> 00:51:49,780 This? 600 00:51:49,980 --> 00:51:53,100 Not at me, you turkey, at them, them! 601 00:51:57,733 --> 00:51:59,566 Geez. 602 00:52:05,006 --> 00:52:06,155 What in the hell are you doing? 603 00:52:06,355 --> 00:52:09,287 - They're tires, they're tires! - Tires? 604 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:19,566 - Hey, it doesn't work. - I'm gonna cry. Reload it. 605 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,733 Hold it. Hold it right there. We'll open fire. 606 00:52:40,357 --> 00:52:43,343 Attention. Attention to the building. Come out. 607 00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:46,673 You have 10 seconds! Come out with your hands up! 608 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:51,588 You stay right here and keep out of the way. 609 00:52:51,788 --> 00:52:53,700 I'm going to see you up before the judge. 610 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:55,700 Right. 611 00:53:04,666 --> 00:53:08,466 Where do you think you're going? Get back in the car. Get down! 612 00:53:08,766 --> 00:53:10,484 Hold your fire, hold you fire! 613 00:53:11,033 --> 00:53:12,254 One of them is coming in. 614 00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:17,982 That's Fatso. He's a cop. He must have kept us under surveillance. 615 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:48,433 Sergeant, here they are. 616 00:53:54,466 --> 00:53:57,733 Knuckleheads, I pay you to collect protection premiums. 617 00:53:58,133 --> 00:54:01,099 Crack a head or two, and you dummies get yourself arrested. 618 00:54:01,266 --> 00:54:03,653 It cost me 300 grand to get you out. 619 00:54:03,853 --> 00:54:06,366 I had to buy some major political muscle. 620 00:54:06,433 --> 00:54:08,409 Look, boss, if it hadn't been for that cop. 621 00:54:08,609 --> 00:54:10,633 What Cop? They're all working for me. 622 00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:13,599 But, boss, this guy's different. He's new, undercover. 623 00:54:13,799 --> 00:54:14,935 Use the chauffeur's uniform. 624 00:54:15,066 --> 00:54:16,933 He's been after us for a while. 625 00:54:17,133 --> 00:54:19,837 Yeah, he's the one made us eat pizza last night. 626 00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:21,361 This guy's good. 627 00:54:21,501 --> 00:54:23,063 You know, we blasted him from zero range. 628 00:54:23,263 --> 00:54:25,243 Nothing, just kept on coming. 629 00:54:25,666 --> 00:54:28,177 Cops wear bulletproof vest, you apes. 630 00:54:28,377 --> 00:54:30,366 Get out of here! Hey, wait a minute. 631 00:54:31,233 --> 00:54:35,216 I want to meet this guy. Every man has his price. 632 00:54:43,766 --> 00:54:46,550 Hey, it's gonna stay all night, right? 12 o'clock, huh? 633 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:47,833 OK, have a good time. 634 00:54:48,233 --> 00:54:51,133 Bye-bye. 635 00:54:51,466 --> 00:54:55,728 - Hey... you, Aren't you the-- - Yeah! The cop is my twin brother. 636 00:54:56,266 --> 00:54:59,966 - Unless that here is another Rolls. - Then I'll impounding this one too! 637 00:55:00,266 --> 00:55:02,097 Oh, come on, Daddy. We'll be late for the championships. 638 00:55:02,968 --> 00:55:04,479 Tough. You can walk. 639 00:55:05,166 --> 00:55:07,366 Ok. No problem. Let's go, guys. 640 00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:15,966 Bye daddy, see you tonight! 641 00:55:18,066 --> 00:55:19,230 What's wrong, honey? 642 00:55:19,430 --> 00:55:21,700 I don't know, but I think it's serious. 643 00:55:27,566 --> 00:55:29,666 What's the number of your analyst? 644 00:55:30,066 --> 00:55:33,000 Hi, everybody. This is Carl Heinz, welcoming you back to 645 00:55:33,266 --> 00:55:36,744 Lakeside for the second-half of this year's Water Ski Championship program. 646 00:55:36,944 --> 00:55:40,142 After this morning's eliminations, only two skiers are left in the running. 647 00:55:40,342 --> 00:55:43,366 Last year's winner, Red Foster and Al Haddin. 648 00:55:44,133 --> 00:55:47,317 You're crazy, Al. You've never been in a water ski in your life. 649 00:55:47,517 --> 00:55:49,918 - I mean, you don't even know how to swim. - No sweat, Danny. 650 00:55:50,118 --> 00:55:52,919 I'm going to make Red look like a fish out of water. 651 00:55:53,119 --> 00:55:56,374 I'll win that trophy. Stem out our feet. Right, Eugene? 652 00:55:56,574 --> 00:55:59,876 - Right. - Well, I'll see you two later. 653 00:56:00,076 --> 00:56:01,408 - I'll be rooting for you. - Thanks a lot, pal. 654 00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:02,826 Bye-bye. 655 00:56:07,133 --> 00:56:10,834 - Well, you need something? - Oh, yeah. And I remember, Genie. 656 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:13,981 I want everybody to be champs, but I want to be the best. 657 00:56:14,181 --> 00:56:19,200 No problem, master. As long as I keep an eye on you, you'll be the champ. 658 00:56:19,566 --> 00:56:21,500 All right. 659 00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:26,702 There's Red on the water now, warming up. 660 00:56:27,578 --> 00:56:30,408 After his win after you, Red is the best favorite to pull it off the dish. 661 00:56:30,608 --> 00:56:32,043 Look at him go! 662 00:56:34,633 --> 00:56:37,433 Hey, Red's going good out there today, huh? 663 00:56:37,733 --> 00:56:39,643 Your grandson will never beat this kid, Red. 664 00:56:39,843 --> 00:56:41,116 He's too strong. Too strong. 665 00:56:41,316 --> 00:56:43,998 You're all wet. Al's gonna win. 666 00:56:44,098 --> 00:56:45,190 Al's gonna win, Al's gonna win. 667 00:56:45,390 --> 00:56:46,703 You wanna put your money away about this? 668 00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:48,258 - Sure! - Yeah. 669 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:54,333 - 500 bucks! - 500! 670 00:57:00,866 --> 00:57:03,633 Al Haddin turn to warm up. 671 00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:14,800 Looking good! 672 00:57:15,633 --> 00:57:21,887 - No, no, I'll bet 1000. - 1000? OK, you got it. 673 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:24,586 - Excuse me. - Hi. 674 00:57:24,786 --> 00:57:26,293 Hi! 675 00:57:30,466 --> 00:57:33,133 - Why are you staring at me? - Oh, me? 676 00:57:34,100 --> 00:57:39,175 You look familiar. Are you Sinbad the sailor's girl? 677 00:57:39,966 --> 00:57:41,500 - Sinbad? - Yeah. 678 00:57:41,766 --> 00:57:44,300 No, my man is a sailor, but his name is 679 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:47,033 Clark and he's on duty at the Nimitz. 680 00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:51,988 He's very jealous, but I don't think he'd 681 00:57:52,188 --> 00:57:54,600 mind if you'd offer me a drink at the bar. 682 00:57:55,066 --> 00:57:56,916 OK! 683 00:58:01,633 --> 00:58:03,500 Oops! 684 00:58:05,433 --> 00:58:08,779 There goes Al, taking a nasty spill. 685 00:58:08,979 --> 00:58:10,633 That's you kissing your money goodbye, Pally. 686 00:58:11,566 --> 00:58:14,533 Ah, he's just trying to confuse the competition. 687 00:58:14,633 --> 00:58:17,333 - Thanks a lot, Genius. - Oh, master. 688 00:58:19,233 --> 00:58:22,866 You're right, perfectly right. It's all my fault. 689 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:28,366 - Yeah, well, uh, what went wrong? - I was distracted by this girl. 690 00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:32,666 She looks like someone I met in Damascus 300 years ago. 691 00:58:33,966 --> 00:58:38,530 But anyway, don't worry. When it comes down to the real thing, I'll-- 692 00:58:38,730 --> 00:58:40,633 First contestant, please get ready. 693 00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:02,000 That was a great performance by Red Foster, who just over 48 points. 694 00:59:02,466 --> 00:59:04,094 Enjoy yourself, Al. 695 00:59:04,294 --> 00:59:06,120 - Now it's Al Haddin's turn! - You'll see! 696 00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:07,778 Only two minutes of our now between the two. 697 00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:09,215 Now I really want to see. 698 00:59:09,415 --> 00:59:11,646 Stay in the lead, or you will be disqualified. 699 00:59:11,846 --> 00:59:13,930 Uh, yeah, I just have to put on the helmet. 700 00:59:14,130 --> 00:59:15,166 All right. 701 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:27,800 A single body quiz. 702 00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:34,633 A backward somersault! 703 00:59:47,833 --> 00:59:50,004 And look at that! Al picked up his 704 00:59:50,204 --> 00:59:52,433 left ski and there goes the other one! 705 01:00:04,666 --> 01:00:07,066 Barefoot jump! That's something! 706 01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:12,625 And the 1986 Waterski champion with a score of 50 points is Al Hayden. 707 01:00:20,733 --> 01:00:24,033 Al, he won! Give me the money! 708 01:00:28,266 --> 01:00:30,968 Al, that was fantastic, I didn't know it was so good. 709 01:00:31,168 --> 01:00:33,733 - Yeah, well... - Well, I had to go to work. 710 01:00:33,966 --> 01:00:39,130 - Work, why so early? - Today is the last day of the month, 711 01:00:39,330 --> 01:00:42,228 and that means payday. And I intend to quit. 712 01:00:42,866 --> 01:00:45,066 See you later, Dad. 713 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,787 You know my friend, you know, you're drunk. 714 01:00:50,550 --> 01:00:52,097 - Who me? - Yeah. 715 01:00:52,957 --> 01:00:55,312 I don't understand. 716 01:00:55,966 --> 01:01:02,444 I've never drink this stuff before. I normally drink... cachaca. 717 01:01:02,533 --> 01:01:08,649 Caja? Cajakski? What is that? Is that a drink? 718 01:01:09,966 --> 01:01:14,800 A mixture of yogurt, salt... 719 01:01:15,066 --> 01:01:19,880 - and sulfurous water. - God, that sounds awful! 720 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:24,500 You know, I'd much rather just drink, just drink beer. 721 01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:26,955 - You know something? - What? 722 01:01:27,155 --> 01:01:29,433 Me too. 723 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,210 You know, to think in the beginning, 724 01:01:34,410 --> 01:01:36,866 I didn't like you. I thought you were weird. 725 01:01:37,366 --> 01:01:39,900 - What was? - A real yo-yo. 726 01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:43,800 Well, I kind of understand that. I mean, I tend to be shy sometimes. 727 01:01:44,166 --> 01:01:47,661 Not shy. A real dummy. A knucklehead. A nerd. 728 01:01:47,861 --> 01:01:49,483 - A yuck? - Yes, exactly. 729 01:01:49,683 --> 01:01:53,933 Oh, I, I liked you right from the start. 730 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:59,133 Um, I think it's time I went home. Or dad will have a fit. 731 01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:02,833 - Okay, I'll walk you. - Sure. 732 01:02:03,933 --> 01:02:06,707 - Just the two of us, huh? - Yeah, you're gonna drink. 733 01:02:06,907 --> 01:02:09,730 I'm gonna drink? I'll drink as much as you will drink. 734 01:02:09,930 --> 01:02:11,041 May I help you? 735 01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:17,413 - Well, yeah, you can help this man. - Give him a bigger glass. 736 01:02:17,613 --> 01:02:19,873 That's the biggest we got. 737 01:02:21,882 --> 01:02:23,418 What about that? 738 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,468 Well, that's not a glass. 739 01:02:26,668 --> 01:02:28,237 That is a glass. 740 01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:38,033 - Now that's both sides. - Right. All right. Let's go. 741 01:02:40,266 --> 01:02:44,435 No, No, no, no, not that way. In here. 742 01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:53,602 Oh, isn't that beautiful? Isn't that pretty? 743 01:02:53,802 --> 01:02:56,610 Look at that. Oh, looks like ice cream. 744 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,002 Oh. That's, that's, that's enough. 745 01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:11,833 - Now don't forget down the hatch. - Of course. 746 01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:17,518 Wow. Hey, wow. Boy, look at that. 747 01:03:48,933 --> 01:03:53,714 Wow. ohh Hey, Hey pal, it's, it's a Fleetwood. Flatfeet. 748 01:03:54,733 --> 01:03:56,456 What's there, the tribe of Indians? 749 01:03:57,114 --> 01:04:00,865 No, no, no, no. It's, It's them, the cops. 750 01:04:01,566 --> 01:04:05,985 - What do they want? - They want us to stop. 751 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,241 Why do they want us to stop? 752 01:04:08,441 --> 01:04:10,874 I don't know. Why do we stop and ask? 753 01:04:11,133 --> 01:04:13,433 Good idea. 754 01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:38,433 - Let me see your driver's license. - My name is Eugene. 755 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,371 I have no registration, 756 01:04:41,571 --> 01:04:45,385 no driver's license, no fingerprints. 757 01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:48,193 Can we go now? 758 01:04:48,393 --> 01:04:51,903 A real wise guy, huh? Bring me the box. 759 01:04:53,066 --> 01:04:55,933 Come on, step out of the car, please. 760 01:05:01,466 --> 01:05:03,577 Oh, all right. 761 01:05:08,066 --> 01:05:10,933 - Here, blow into this. - Why? 762 01:05:11,133 --> 01:05:15,366 Because you were exceeding the speed limit and you're drunk. 763 01:05:16,866 --> 01:05:20,600 Hey, blow. Blow. 764 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:45,833 Stinks like a beer hall. 765 01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:49,607 Hey, Al, Al? 766 01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:54,335 - The cops arrested the Eugene. - Why? 767 01:05:54,535 --> 01:05:57,381 - For drunken driving. - Oh, Grandpa... 768 01:05:57,581 --> 01:06:01,018 Well, how was I supposed to know that the guy can't hold his booze? 769 01:06:01,218 --> 01:06:03,208 All right, just don't worry about it. I'll get him out, okay? 770 01:06:03,408 --> 01:06:04,966 Ohh You get him out. Who do you think you are? 771 01:06:05,133 --> 01:06:10,678 Rambo, Rumbo? It's not easy to get someone out of jail, 772 01:06:10,878 --> 01:06:14,566 especially when they're drunk. 773 01:06:22,766 --> 01:06:25,986 Hey, Jeremiah. The boss wants to see you. 774 01:06:26,633 --> 01:06:31,666 Well, that's all right. I can pay. I got the money. 775 01:06:31,833 --> 01:06:33,501 It's not the money he's interested in. 776 01:06:33,701 --> 01:06:35,685 It's something he wants to discuss with you. 777 01:06:36,433 --> 01:06:38,533 Come on! 778 01:06:39,633 --> 01:06:43,633 Cockroaches! This place is like a garbage can. 779 01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:53,100 - Are you sure it's him? - Yes, sir. 780 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,622 My men picked him up on the freeway about half an hour ago. 781 01:06:55,822 --> 01:06:58,937 He was driving like crazy, dead drunk. And there was another guy with him. 782 01:06:59,137 --> 01:07:01,466 - An enemy agent? - No, an American drunk. 783 01:07:01,633 --> 01:07:04,266 - Stay here. - This way, sir. 784 01:07:10,666 --> 01:07:13,400 - This him? - Yes, sir. 785 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:19,237 So, you don't have any fingerprints, huh? 786 01:07:19,437 --> 01:07:22,900 That's what everyone keeps telling me. 787 01:07:23,033 --> 01:07:28,433 - Who is your paymaster? - I have a master, but-- 788 01:07:28,666 --> 01:07:32,348 - I work for free. - The dedicated type, huh? 789 01:07:34,866 --> 01:07:41,316 - Listen, friend, the lieutenant here... - The stickler! 790 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,981 ...he swears you vanished in front of him. 791 01:07:47,566 --> 01:07:52,687 If that is true, what is the trick? 792 01:07:53,033 --> 01:07:58,164 No, no trick, is true. But it's very, very hard to explain. 793 01:07:58,366 --> 01:08:00,551 It's a long, long story. 794 01:08:00,751 --> 01:08:06,177 Oh, well, well, well. I have a long time in this world. 795 01:08:06,533 --> 01:08:09,966 - I'm listening. - Oh yeah? 796 01:08:11,366 --> 01:08:14,666 Once upon a time... 797 01:08:16,466 --> 01:08:19,041 - I have to go! - Go? 798 01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:22,166 But you haven't even started the story. 799 01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:26,566 Excuse me, Sir, but my master call me and I have to go. 800 01:08:26,833 --> 01:08:30,566 Who is your master? Go on, grab him. 801 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,900 What are you doing? He's disappeared. 802 01:08:47,033 --> 01:08:50,800 Come on Genius! 803 01:08:57,966 --> 01:08:59,136 You called me, master? 804 01:08:59,336 --> 01:09:02,066 Oh, Genie. Grandpa said you've been arrested. 805 01:09:03,266 --> 01:09:04,433 You call me just in time. 806 01:09:04,633 --> 01:09:07,715 A few more minutes, so we'll mean goodbye until tomorrow morning. 807 01:09:07,915 --> 01:09:09,064 What's the problem? 808 01:09:09,264 --> 01:09:10,974 Monty Siracusa has Mom and Grandpa ram there. 809 01:09:11,233 --> 01:09:13,255 - Where? - In here. At the River Gate. 810 01:09:13,455 --> 01:09:15,868 Here is the service entrance. 811 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,848 Now, either I get some answers out of you two or you're in deep trouble. 812 01:09:22,066 --> 01:09:26,155 Who's the chauffeur? Who's he work for? Is he a cop? 813 01:09:26,766 --> 01:09:31,433 He's not a cop. e's my grandson's chauffer. 814 01:09:33,333 --> 01:09:36,713 I'm warning you. Don't push me. 815 01:09:36,913 --> 01:09:38,733 Where's he from? The Corleone family? 816 01:09:38,933 --> 01:09:41,733 They've been trying to get into my territory for years. 817 01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:44,666 Kids just don't get given a Rolls Royce for nothing. 818 01:09:44,833 --> 01:09:48,865 - My son did. - Your lover gave it to you. 819 01:09:51,766 --> 01:09:54,966 - You shouldn't have done that, girl. - You can't talk to my-- 820 01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:57,871 Genie, I want you to go waste them. 821 01:09:58,071 --> 01:10:00,080 Easier said than done. 822 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:04,700 - Why? - I told you, I lose my powers at night. 823 01:10:05,066 --> 01:10:08,016 I'm like any cho in the street. Yeah, 824 01:10:08,216 --> 01:10:11,325 bud, come on. I mean, we're a big job. 825 01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:14,766 We go in there and scare them to death. Please, Genie! 826 01:10:15,033 --> 01:10:17,859 I mean, you see what they're doing to Mom and Grandpa? 827 01:10:21,866 --> 01:10:24,175 Okay, let's go for it. 828 01:10:26,566 --> 01:10:28,826 - Mom, is everything okay? - Yes, let's get out of here. 829 01:10:29,026 --> 01:10:31,236 - Just one moment, please. - Hey, Boss, it's him! 830 01:10:31,436 --> 01:10:36,333 - The pizza cop. - So, you're the boss. 831 01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:38,268 The guy who sends these creeps around 832 01:10:38,468 --> 01:10:39,921 to squeeze money on the people. 833 01:10:40,121 --> 01:10:43,201 Hey, who are you calling a creep, huh? 834 01:10:43,401 --> 01:10:45,265 You and your friends. 835 01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:49,766 What's it to you what I do? Who sent you? 836 01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:52,533 I wanted to tell you some things. 837 01:10:52,733 --> 01:10:56,266 ONE: I don't like the way you treat women. 838 01:10:56,533 --> 01:11:01,966 TWO: I don't like your insurance company and money-collecting methods. 839 01:11:02,266 --> 01:11:07,133 THREE: I don't like your piggy face. 840 01:11:13,233 --> 01:11:18,366 So I look like a pig? What about them? 841 01:11:18,566 --> 01:11:21,433 They all got piggy faces. 842 01:12:35,966 --> 01:12:37,604 The police, emergency! 843 01:12:37,804 --> 01:12:41,900 Send cops over, over, over to the River Gate nightclub. 844 01:12:42,266 --> 01:12:44,666 On 24th Street, right away. 845 01:12:49,284 --> 01:12:51,347 The game's over, fatso! Freeze! 846 01:13:08,866 --> 01:13:11,225 Oh, here you are, you little troublemaker. 847 01:13:11,425 --> 01:13:13,658 Hey look, it's not my fault. We got to do it to me. It's not my fault. 848 01:13:13,858 --> 01:13:16,181 Well, the guy will wreck my place. Where is he? 849 01:13:18,733 --> 01:13:22,633 Alright, Fatso! Come out! Where are you? Show yourself. 850 01:13:24,033 --> 01:13:25,912 Here I'm, piggy face! 851 01:13:51,366 --> 01:13:53,483 Wow. Are you sure you don't have any powers at night? 852 01:13:53,683 --> 01:13:54,935 Absolutely. 853 01:13:55,533 --> 01:13:58,633 - Wherever he is. Don't let him get away. - Hi, Stickler. 854 01:13:58,833 --> 01:14:01,785 - Arrest this man! - No, his not the one! 855 01:14:01,970 --> 01:14:04,355 He's the one. Arrest Monty Siracusa. 856 01:14:04,555 --> 01:14:05,813 He's the big boss! 857 01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:07,760 Yeah, granddad's right. 858 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:09,039 Hey, you know, my friend right over here, 859 01:14:09,239 --> 01:14:10,958 - he broke up the whole gang. - Will you all shut up? 860 01:14:11,158 --> 01:14:14,066 Arrest everybody and make fast! 861 01:14:14,966 --> 01:14:17,666 - All right, get up here. - Get up here like that. 862 01:14:18,066 --> 01:14:20,233 See? 863 01:14:21,266 --> 01:14:26,000 A major protection racket has been destroyed, thanks to you. 864 01:14:26,366 --> 01:14:29,583 And there are many victims who have agreed to appear in court for testimony, 865 01:14:29,783 --> 01:14:34,233 so guaranteeing long jail terms for its leaders. 866 01:14:34,533 --> 01:14:38,050 A special word of thanks to the man who made the call to the police. 867 01:14:38,250 --> 01:14:41,766 - It was me, I did! - Very well done. 868 01:14:42,033 --> 01:14:45,249 You will receive a reward for apprehension the gang. 869 01:14:46,433 --> 01:14:50,574 I would like to have a word with you in private. 870 01:14:50,774 --> 01:14:52,083 Why, Private? 871 01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:54,838 Oh, there is nothing to worry. 872 01:14:55,038 --> 01:14:57,766 It's just that you are different from the others. 873 01:14:58,033 --> 01:15:02,826 And I'd like to ask you a few questions of a confidential nature. 874 01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:07,366 - Would you follow me, please? - Hey, excuse me, Chief, 875 01:15:07,566 --> 01:15:09,823 but about that reward? 876 01:15:10,023 --> 01:15:15,256 Can you tell me about how much, more or less? 877 01:15:15,456 --> 01:15:19,330 I really don't know. Maybe in the region of 100,000. 878 01:15:19,530 --> 01:15:21,433 Give or take a few dollars. 879 01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:26,266 - This way! - A 100 thousand dollars! 880 01:15:26,433 --> 01:15:28,358 - Oh my God! - Grandpa, take it easy! 881 01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:29,558 Give me a drink. 882 01:15:31,033 --> 01:15:34,660 Just think what we can do with $100,000! 883 01:15:34,860 --> 01:15:36,995 Yeah. Like, play the horses. 884 01:15:37,195 --> 01:15:39,573 No, no, none of that. No, I'm gonna invest it, 885 01:15:39,773 --> 01:15:41,580 I'm gonna make the money work for me, 886 01:15:41,780 --> 01:15:43,764 and I got a great idea going around in my head. 887 01:15:44,133 --> 01:15:46,133 - Oh, It's wonderful! - Listen, mom, I-- 888 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:48,966 - I forgot something. I gotta go... - Al, what...? 889 01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,492 So let him go, and when we get home, 890 01:15:51,692 --> 01:15:55,038 we'll talk it all over, and we'll decide what we're gonna do. 891 01:15:55,238 --> 01:15:58,066 You're gonna stop drinking, though, eh? 892 01:16:43,233 --> 01:16:45,716 Almost through. We're almost through. 893 01:16:45,916 --> 01:16:48,466 Bear with us a moment longer, Eugene. 894 01:16:50,566 --> 01:16:53,382 The tests are pretty conclusive. 895 01:16:53,582 --> 01:16:57,367 He's got a heart the size of an 18-wheeler. 896 01:16:57,633 --> 01:17:02,533 No blood, no spleen, no liver. 897 01:17:03,233 --> 01:17:05,733 Three stomachs. 898 01:17:06,033 --> 01:17:08,614 The electrocardiogram and the electroencephalogram 899 01:17:08,814 --> 01:17:10,342 came up with a big fat zero. 900 01:17:11,466 --> 01:17:15,233 And the skin appears to be of a rubbery substance. 901 01:17:16,266 --> 01:17:22,168 Gentlemen, we must discover what makes the man tick. 902 01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:27,133 That leaves us with only one alternative. 903 01:17:30,633 --> 01:17:32,866 Operate. 904 01:17:34,333 --> 01:17:36,201 Thank you, Eugene. 905 01:17:36,401 --> 01:17:40,033 Doctor, we'll go to Program 5 next. 906 01:17:40,433 --> 01:17:42,233 Thank you. 907 01:17:55,733 --> 01:17:58,033 May I have more? 908 01:18:00,166 --> 01:18:04,522 I don't believe it! I don't believe it! 909 01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:07,200 He likes chloroform! 910 01:18:08,166 --> 01:18:11,766 A moment longer, Eugene. There's been a slight hitch. 911 01:18:12,300 --> 01:18:15,085 Nurse, go to program six. 912 01:18:16,633 --> 01:18:20,300 Ah, good. Very good. 913 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:37,266 - What is that? - Another test. 914 01:18:42,766 --> 01:18:46,433 There was enough pentathol in that syringe to put an elephant to sleep. 915 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:49,333 - And now, sir? - I don't know. 916 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:54,633 - So, may I have something to drink? - Of course. 917 01:18:56,766 --> 01:18:58,715 Coca-Cola, all right? 918 01:19:25,300 --> 01:19:29,333 The incision will be made from the throat to the groin, 919 01:19:29,700 --> 01:19:34,300 and an in-depth study will be made of his innards. 920 01:19:34,733 --> 01:19:40,033 I don't think he's a man. He's a robot. 921 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:59,900 If you think he's a robot, perhaps we should start with his skull. 922 01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:07,266 Good thinking. Good thinking. Make the incision! 923 01:20:31,933 --> 01:20:34,101 No, don't do it! 924 01:20:35,009 --> 01:20:36,444 He's my friend. 925 01:20:36,644 --> 01:20:39,833 - What are you doing in here? - Please, don't storms. Please. 926 01:20:40,033 --> 01:20:43,203 Get out, boy. We are making history. 927 01:20:43,403 --> 01:20:45,629 He's not what you think he is. He's the genie. 928 01:20:45,829 --> 01:20:50,045 The genie of the lamp. This. This is it. Aladdin's lamp. 929 01:20:50,245 --> 01:20:52,692 You see, I can make him come and go whatever I want. 930 01:20:52,892 --> 01:20:54,236 Nonsense. Get him out here. 931 01:20:55,066 --> 01:20:58,329 Wait a minute, look. It's six o'clock. 932 01:20:58,529 --> 01:21:00,996 Daytime. Watch this. 933 01:21:10,733 --> 01:21:14,323 - You called me, master. - You bet, I did, Genius! 934 01:21:14,523 --> 01:21:17,150 You've got to show them who you are. 935 01:21:17,350 --> 01:21:20,925 You, uh... You want me to turn him into a monkey? 936 01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:22,399 What? 937 01:21:22,599 --> 01:21:25,195 I want you to turn him into a monkey. 938 01:21:26,233 --> 01:21:28,462 What breed in particular? 939 01:21:28,662 --> 01:21:30,033 An orangutan. 940 01:21:36,033 --> 01:21:38,300 Oh my! 941 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:42,366 What are you doing Brown? What's this joke? 942 01:21:42,633 --> 01:21:47,718 - I want him back to what he was! - Brown, are you crazy? 943 01:21:47,918 --> 01:21:52,827 - I'm sorry, sir! - Sorry, Stickler. one, it wasn't my idea. 944 01:21:53,027 --> 01:21:56,466 - Who did that? - I did, sir. 945 01:21:57,533 --> 01:22:00,933 My young master ordered me chief, and his word is law. 946 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:04,733 You see, sir, he really is the famous genie from Aladdin's lamp. 947 01:22:05,033 --> 01:22:09,133 - And this is the lamp. - Are you a magician? A medium? 948 01:22:09,666 --> 01:22:14,749 - An Indian guru? - No, I'm just an old genius. 949 01:22:14,949 --> 01:22:20,451 Can you conjure up gold, immense wealth, people from afar? 950 01:22:20,651 --> 01:22:21,944 - Yeah! - Like that? 951 01:22:22,144 --> 01:22:23,665 Where's your wife? 952 01:22:23,865 --> 01:22:26,933 - On vacation in Europe. - I want Mrs. Shelton here. 953 01:22:27,533 --> 01:22:28,660 It's about time, Arthur. 954 01:22:28,860 --> 01:22:31,475 Where have you been? I spent three hours trying to call you yesterday. 955 01:22:31,675 --> 01:22:33,325 When I finally get you, all you can say is bye. 956 01:22:33,525 --> 01:22:35,332 I'm busy. Busy? You since when? 957 01:22:35,532 --> 01:22:37,648 What's so busy? You can't stop to talk to your wife? 958 01:22:37,848 --> 01:22:40,637 I know what you're playing at, sending me away on vacation. 959 01:22:40,837 --> 01:22:43,330 Although you've got a lover, that no-good Betty Sailor. 960 01:22:43,530 --> 01:22:44,960 I don't know what you see in her. 961 01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:48,325 - Always lusting after... - Send her back to Europe, please. 962 01:22:48,525 --> 01:22:50,208 I want her sent back to Europe. 963 01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:59,571 - Well, my son. Let's hit the road. - No. Oh, no, no, no. 964 01:22:59,771 --> 01:23:01,687 I need you. 965 01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:05,666 You can do me a great service! 966 01:23:05,833 --> 01:23:08,766 These are the Russian and American missile bases. 967 01:23:08,966 --> 01:23:11,632 I want you to turn them into coffins. 968 01:23:11,832 --> 01:23:14,715 They're submarines into giant lollipops. 969 01:23:15,066 --> 01:23:17,051 They're tanks into Big Macs. 970 01:23:17,251 --> 01:23:22,000 They're nuclear aircraft carriers into floating recreation centers. 971 01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:26,281 The only missile base I want you to leave intact is that one in Canada. 972 01:23:26,833 --> 01:23:29,018 which just so happens to be under my command. 973 01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:33,366 That way I can become the most powerful man in the world. 974 01:23:34,266 --> 01:23:38,598 Give the order, and let me see how fast I receive confirmation from my agents 975 01:23:38,798 --> 01:23:40,895 spread around the four corners of the globe. 976 01:23:42,419 --> 01:23:46,709 What are you waiting for? This is a golden opportunity. 977 01:23:47,599 --> 01:23:49,485 Give the order! 978 01:23:50,566 --> 01:23:52,966 Sorry, but I'm afraid not. 979 01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:57,866 Our magic is... For the good of mankind. 980 01:23:58,166 --> 01:24:00,420 What should that power in the hands of only one man. 981 01:24:00,620 --> 01:24:03,093 Someone like yourself, in this case, 982 01:24:03,293 --> 01:24:07,373 - is asking for trouble. - That's a lot of hogwash. 983 01:24:09,433 --> 01:24:12,566 If you don't carry out my orders immediately, 984 01:24:12,866 --> 01:24:17,066 I'll have you before a firing squad before you can say... 985 01:24:17,366 --> 01:24:20,262 ..."Abracadabra". 986 01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:23,872 Master, I don't know about you. 987 01:24:24,072 --> 01:24:27,500 I have heard enough. Let's get out of here. 988 01:24:27,866 --> 01:24:32,500 - How? Do you have an idea? - We're sitting on it. 989 01:24:44,766 --> 01:24:46,404 Come back here! 990 01:25:02,566 --> 01:25:04,666 This is an emergency. I repeat, emergency! 991 01:25:04,966 --> 01:25:07,700 I want fifth chopper wing in the air now. 992 01:25:07,866 --> 01:25:11,233 A magic carpet just flew out of my office window. 993 01:25:11,533 --> 01:25:12,631 Where are we going? 994 01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:17,278 The Bermuda Deep, I have an idea. I hope you'll like it. 995 01:25:18,132 --> 01:25:21,382 Sure I will. What is it? 996 01:25:22,588 --> 01:25:24,995 I would like you to turn the lamp into the Bermuda Dip. 997 01:25:25,900 --> 01:25:29,400 It's 5,000 fathom, so nobody can find it. 998 01:25:29,566 --> 01:25:31,265 Why do you want me to do this? 999 01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:35,828 The lamp in your hands was a truck of luck. 1000 01:25:36,028 --> 01:25:39,633 - It could never be repeated. - Hey, Genie, look! 1001 01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:47,033 You see? Imagine the lamp in his hands. 1002 01:25:52,833 --> 01:25:56,715 Catch them! Catch them! He has the lamp! 1003 01:25:56,915 --> 01:25:58,766 That's where the power is! 1004 01:26:00,966 --> 01:26:03,833 Hey, Genie, hurry up! The helicopters are coming, look! 1005 01:26:04,133 --> 01:26:07,066 Don't worry, master! 1006 01:26:11,066 --> 01:26:13,433 Come on, let's go! 1007 01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:18,717 Genie! Help, Genie! 1008 01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:27,414 - Thanks. - Okay? 1009 01:26:27,614 --> 01:26:28,636 Thanks. 1010 01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:33,987 - Here we go, master. - Yahoo! 1011 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:50,866 The copter's slowing down again. Look. 1012 01:26:53,633 --> 01:26:57,033 Hey, Genie, look, they're still here. You think they'll catch us? 1013 01:26:57,366 --> 01:26:59,966 - It's up to you. - I want them to crash! 1014 01:27:01,433 --> 01:27:04,500 - You sure? - No, No I don't want them to crash. 1015 01:27:04,866 --> 01:27:07,255 I want them to slow down. Really slow down. 1016 01:27:07,455 --> 01:27:08,657 You got it. 1017 01:27:19,133 --> 01:27:22,626 Hey, look! The Bermuda deep! Throw the lamp! 1018 01:27:25,366 --> 01:27:27,033 What's gonna happen to you? 1019 01:27:29,133 --> 01:27:32,866 Well, I will follow the lamp's destiny. The ocean deep forever. 1020 01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:38,089 - Why? - Because I'm not human. 1021 01:27:38,466 --> 01:27:40,345 Genie, you see, you don't understand. 1022 01:27:40,545 --> 01:27:42,728 You're wrong. I can still make you human. 1023 01:27:42,928 --> 01:27:47,800 - I have the lamp! - Do you really want to? 1024 01:28:45,833 --> 01:28:49,500 Did you girls know that this place belongs to me? 1025 01:28:49,866 --> 01:28:52,355 - Really? - Right, I, I won it. 1026 01:28:52,555 --> 01:28:54,377 Honest, I did. Honest. 1027 01:28:54,766 --> 01:28:55,839 Let's go for a drink. 1028 01:28:56,039 --> 01:28:58,466 Yeah, but I'm sorry. I don't drink anymore. 1029 01:29:36,300 --> 01:29:37,815 He's great playing the piano. 1030 01:29:38,015 --> 01:29:40,366 I could swear I've seen him somewhere before. 1031 01:29:40,533 --> 01:29:45,566 - Chauffer, Cop... - He is one of three brothers.